Inside Jokes
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Inside Jokes
Quantum Mechanic said on October 19, 2008: HSiT happens.
One risk of anal sex: A teen-age girl asks her mother... "Can I get pregnant from anal sex?" Her mother answers "Of course, dear, where do you think lawyers come from?"
Engineers: "What do engineers use as a contraceptive?" "Their personalities."
So how long will it be before some Marines, when talking casually, refer to Earth First as "Happy Meals"? Or, perhaps, "Unhappy Meals"?
"To do a Hurst Castle": Threat to space a ship's AI that is attempting to force an action against the express orders of the ship's Captain. See Behind Enemy Lines, Chapter 5. Apparently the tale has gone to every AI throughout the Confederacy, as the mere statement, "Don't make me do a Hurst Castle on you!", causes at least one AI to instantly change its assessment of the available options.
"To do a Redburn": Like Samantha Redburn in Chosen Frozen, to have your first CAP score (at volunteer-class), lose your cherry in a very public venue, get your first concubine and become pregnant (or if male, impregnate your concubine) all on your 14th birthday - all 24 hours of which is spent nude.
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